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an insight to the little life of eloise.

Eloise. Old enough to understand, young enough not to care. Normal isn't a word that I relate to easily, fucking weird works better for me. People inspire me. Imagination is the closest I have to reality.

My icon was done by this beautiful creature ; hannisballs.tumblr.com

“Listen, smile, agree, and then do whatever the fuck you were gonna do anyway.”

amandasucks:

If you’re a girl and you hit, punch, or physically harm your boyfriend in any way it’s still considered abuse and you’re equally as much of a piece of shit as any guy that hits his girlfriend. Seriously the amount of girls that disagree with this is ridiculous, and they’re all fucking stupid. Sorry not sorry.

(via c-o-n-s-u-l-t-i-n-gcriminal)

prenons:

Prince George receives a giant stuffed wombat from Australia’s Governor General. 
In other news, George and the Wombat sounds like an excellent new children’s book series.

prenons:

Prince George receives a giant stuffed wombat from Australia’s Governor General. 

In other news, George and the Wombat sounds like an excellent new children’s book series.

(via twinkletwinkleyoulittlefuck)

secret-paranoia:

i dont think my parents ever dreamed their kid was growing up to be a depressed sarcastic asshole thats addicted to the internet and has more internet friends than real ones.

(via teenage-faghag)

joeyrichtersbottom:

aimmyarrowshigh:

I wish we said “fancy” in America. As in, “I fancy you.” It’s such a more agreeable term than “I have a crush on you.”  What’s a crush? Like, I AM A BOA CONSTRICTOR AND I AM GOING TO IMMOBILIZE YOU WITH MY MISPLACED AND OBSESSIVE AFFECTION.  “I fancy you” is like, you’re so shiny and glittery and I just want to put you on a shelf and look at you for a while ‘cause you’re fancy.

in australia we just exchange boomerangs 

As a Brit I say fancy, but I’ve always thought crush was more applicable, I thought it was called a crush because it inevitably crushed you inside, and to have a crush was referring to the fact that person is going to break your heart slowly like they were crushing it.

(Source: aimmyarrowshigh, via c-o-n-s-u-l-t-i-n-gcriminal)

coolscar:

i havent eaten an apple in days. the doctors are closing in. my barricade wont last much longer. theyre coming. tell my family i love them

(via c-o-n-s-u-l-t-i-n-gcriminal)