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an insight to the little life of eloise.

Eloise. Old enough to understand, young enough not to care. Normal isn't a word that I relate to easily, fucking weird works better for me. People inspire me. Imagination is the closest I have to reality.

My icon was done by this beautiful creature ; hannisballs.tumblr.com

“Listen, smile, agree, and then do whatever the fuck you were gonna do anyway.”

tyleroakley:

THAT’S THE TYPE OF STORY YOU DON’T MAKE SHORT

(Source: fagbarbie, via hobbit-sass)

troye-slayvan:

lostintranslaaytion:

clownprinceo-crime:

sailorhater:

cutebabe:

misandry-mermaid:

misandry-mermaid:

please put this shit on blast. his twitter name is @swerveodactyl and he’s being a complete asshole when called out on that tweet. His name is Beau Miller, he’s a junior at some high school in Washington state, I couldn’t figure out which but I’m sure you guys can help. Thank you so much!
[Submission]

An update:  Beau Miller posted this on 4/10 at 4:09pm


MEN ARE FUCKING SCUM 2K14

"or getting flirty eyes from a fat chick" literally die in a fire pLS

This is insulting to every gender.

This is the most disgusting piece of trash I’ve read in my life. 

IM LITERALLY GOING TO THROW MYSELF IN THE FIREY PITS OF HELL BECAUSE THERE IS NO WAY THAT IT CAN BE AS BAD AS THIS BALL OF STUPIDITY WE CALL ‘HUMANITY’

troye-slayvan:

lostintranslaaytion:

clownprinceo-crime:

sailorhater:

cutebabe:

misandry-mermaid:

misandry-mermaid:

please put this shit on blast. his twitter name is @swerveodactyl and he’s being a complete asshole when called out on that tweet. His name is Beau Miller, he’s a junior at some high school in Washington state, I couldn’t figure out which but I’m sure you guys can help. Thank you so much!

[Submission]

An update:  Beau Miller posted this on 4/10 at 4:09pm

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MEN ARE FUCKING SCUM 2K14

"or getting flirty eyes from a fat chick" literally die in a fire pLS

This is insulting to every gender.

This is the most disgusting piece of trash I’ve read in my life. 

IM LITERALLY GOING TO THROW MYSELF IN THE FIREY PITS OF HELL BECAUSE THERE IS NO WAY THAT IT CAN BE AS BAD AS THIS BALL OF STUPIDITY WE CALL ‘HUMANITY’

(via twinkletwinkleyoulittlefuck)

bastardlybrendan:

taskscape:

i-will-lift-you-higher:

ambientheif:

jackthemother:

So this happened on facebook today….

BOOM

Thank god someone said it. You cannot fuck a vagina loose yo. Anatomy doesn’t work like that.

people that do not understand vaginas should not be allowed near one

"these days it’s true though!"

TELL ME JACOB
TELL ME OF THE OLDEN DAYS
TELL ME OF THE 1930s WHEN VAGINAS WERE AS TIGHT AS AN ANUS
TELL ME OF HOW THE FEMALE OF THE SPECIES HAVE DEGRADED INTO HORRIBLE SEEPING MONSTERS WITH GAPING CAVERNS THESE DAYS. 
TELL ME OF YOUR WISDOM.

(via tilllindesalmonn)

  • me: will u grow
  • hair: no
  • legs: no
  • boobs: no
  • mind: no
  • nails: no
  • stomach: okay
  • thighs: sure thang

put a letter in my ask

  • ‎A - Available?
  • B - Birthday?
  • C - Crushing on?
  • D - Drink you last had?
  • E - Easiest person to talk to?
  • F - Favourite song?
  • G - Grade i hated?
  • H - Hometown?
  • I - Icecream flavour?
  • J - Jellybean flavour?
  • K - Killed someone?
  • L- Longest friendship?
  • M - Milkshake flavour?
  • N - Number of siblings?
  • O - One wish?
  • P - Person who called me last?
  • Q - Question your always asked?
  • R - Reason to smile?
  • S - Song i last sung?
  • T - Time you woke up?
  • U - Umbrella colour?
  • V - Very best friend?
  • W - Which celebrity i’d marry?
  • X - X rays i had?
  • Y - Your last time you cried?
  • Z - Zodiac sign?
  • Uterus: oh you have a completely full day of activity??
  • Me: don't
  • Uterus: and a sleepover afterwards??
  • Me:
  • Uterus: hardly any breaks??
  • Me:
  • Uterus: wouldn't it be a shame
  • Uterus: if something were to
  • Me:
  • Uterus: happen

asian:

asian:

so im shopping for make up for the girlfriend bc valentines day and holy fuck how do you girls afford this shit

$80 for eye shadow???

is it made out of unicorn shit

what is naked 3

why is it called naked

will it make her look naked

why is it $50

that’s 50 cheese burgers

i can’t deal with make up good bye

(via jenniaceworldcw)